Do the thing with the alcoholic beverage if the following things happen at the extravagant famous people thing on your magic entertainment box thing:
- Applause or laughter at the wrong time.
- Sunglasses inside. (Prepare your livers. Bono’s gonna be there.)
- A wardrobe malfunction.
- A joke falls flat.
- Ellen dances. Ellen sings. Ellen dances and sings.
- Political statements. (Prepare your livers. Bono’s gonna be there.)
- Someone trips on, on their way to, or on their way from the stage.
- A presenter doesn’t move far enough out of the way, and so you spend the duration of the winner’s speech watching the presenter in the background instead.
- If Leonardo DiCaprio wins.
- Are they doing those isn’t this person just so damn wonderful? speech things again for the Best Actor and Best Actress categories? Just drink. A lot. All of it.
- Idina Menzel knocks Let it Go out of the goddamn park.
- No prepared acceptance speech.
- Way too long acceptance speech.
- Motivational acceptance speech, i.e. “If you work hard, and you don’t give up, and you do your best….”
- The music plays.
- The music is ignored.
- The music is ignored defiantly.
- A not-as-sneaky-as-they-think-they-are crew member makes an appearance.
- A famous person is excited to meet another famous person.
- A backflip.
- An unexpected kiss.
- Rob Ford.
- Teleprompter issues.
- Excessive exuberance.
- If at any time you witness something you feel alcohol will help you to understand or get through, go for it.
- Raise your glass and take a drink for Sarah Jones regardless of whether or not she’s included in the In Memoriam presentation.
Taye Diggs and Idina Menzel Split -
Taye Diggs and Idina Menzel are no more. The “Best Man Holiday” actor’s rep confirmed the surprising news about the longtime couple.
I’LL NEVER BELIEVE IN LOVE AGAIN. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
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PLAYBILL GIVEAWAY (yes another one)
•Anything Goes SIGNED
•Priscilla Queen of the Desert
•Forbidden Broadway Alive and Kicking
•9 to 5 SIGNED
•Peter and the Starcatcher SIGNED
•A Chorus Line
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Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejui….
EVERYBODY GO HOME
LMAOOO I didn’t even notice the lil Winona in the crowd
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I FUCKING FOUND IT!!!!!!!
OH GOD YESSSSSSSS
is that Ryan Gosling in the bottom corner just completely in sync with n’sync….
HAHA RYAN GOSLING IN THE BOTTOM
OH MY GOD I DIDN’T NOTICE HIM UNTIL I SAW THE CAPTION HE’S SO INTO IT HE IS IN THE FUCKIN ZONE
Reblogging for Ryan!
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Best gif I’ve ever seen
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Oh my god
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